To say that I busted my ass this morning when I got into the lobby of my office building would be incorrect.
Instead, I busted my knees.
It looks as though they had recently cleaned the tile floors in the entry-point, and as I?m pulling out my id to get into the building, I slipped and fell, straight onto both knees.
Thank Gawd I brought in Advil this morning to keep at my desk, and there?s nothing like making a big entrance to start the week off right.
Hell, maybe I was just drinking at a playdate or something, because you know how big of a lush us moms are there.